But, What Does It All Mean?

Same fortune

3 different states
3 times in a row

Dear Hippie Men Giving Out Bags Of Mushrooms

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU LIKE PRESENTS!!!!

                                        LIKE, MUSHROOMS!!!! D- UH...?!

These were given to me today while I was leaving the grocery store.

So I was like 'Thanks?.'

And this dirty dreaded hippy man 

held these in his hand 

like a wounded bird 

and handed me a bag 

of Enoki Mushrooms

then told me 

Kids eat them 

to get 'smarter'

Which made me feel a bit 

offended 

like, what are you trying to say, guy?

But took them anyways 

Because gifts are cool
and mushrooms look
so delicate
and special

Only 

once opened 

the bag smelt 

like a 

forrest floor 

Only 

more bad

but tried it anyways

Realizing 

that

Presents are cool and all but maybe you should rethink the whole mushroom giving thing. I mean, unless you KNOW this chick is super down for mushrooms.. because I don't even like mushrooms. They smell. And frankly, was a bit pissed about the insinuation of my IQ. I would also be reluctant to give chocolates and could only advise reciting on-spot Shakespearian sonnets while suiting or maybe a love letter of some sort. Keep on truckin' dread man, one day you will find your mushroom goddess- it's been real!

Next Time You Think About Having That Abortion

THINK OF HIM!

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